- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit
What is your favorite TV show?
- Albert Hammond, Jr: Arrested Development.
- Julian Casablancas: Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
- Fabrizio Moretti: Bar none... Barney the Magical Dragon.
- Nick Valensi: I abhor television. Notice how I said "television" and not "TV," because "TV" is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and television is no friend of mine.
Julian Casablancas & The Voidz - Coachella 2014